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- November 23, 1993
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- Top Ten Deals Clinton Had To Make To Get NAFTA Through Congress
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- 10. Drain Potomac, refill it with delicious root beer
- 9. Free for everyone who votes yes: Mexican artist does your portrait in
- black velvet
- 8. Must never wake Strom Thurmond again
- 7. Every Tuesday is wacky sombrero day at the Supreme Court
- 6. Giant Pentagon-size rum cake for Ted Kennedy
- 5. Tom Foley's fifteen-year-old grandson now in charge of the Coast Guard
- 4. Won't wear jogging shorts in public anymore
- 3. Promise to show Tommy Lasorda swimming laps on national TV
- (Tommy Lasorda was live via satellite all evening swimming laps in a pool)
- 2. Surgeon General: Lorena Bobbitt
- 1. Get Packwood a date with Charo
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